This comic started as an excuse to put that little "boop... beep... them's figh'n' words" gag on paper. It was a marginally stupendous partial absolute succcess with the 4 people who saw it so I was ordered by The Captain to make more to be put on his site.
I did so for him and because I hate "Family Circus." I'm hoping to, at some point, make money off this; in the same sense that I'm hoping the people responsible for the song "electric avenue" are raped and mutilated and left in open graves with dividers around them so people can pee on their corpses in relative comfort. Because of that want for money, I cannot call these art and see no reason to expend any energy making them look like anything but shit. Thats the story of the name. My serious art is on www.thereisnolove.com if you need proof that I'm not really that crappy at drawing shit.
I'd just like to point out that mayonaise is not dairy.